Wait they will have to wait months? It’s too bad it took so long to get the vaccine out in the first place. Once the virus was here it should’ve taken more like a day or two. Jeez.... President Trump really screwed that one up. All those Democrats were right. Just look at history! How long does it typically take to make a vaccine available to the general public? Generally less than a week, and that’s with testing for 150 days! If it were Biden he would’ve had a vaccination out before the virus even got here. He would’ve solved cancer and that itch he has under his... well... something as well. ;)

😂😂😂🤣🤣 the South African police joke was too good bro

say what you really mean just say you hate white ppl.

The difference is, this is America and our freedoms are always worth fighting for. Why do you think everyone wants to come here. We are not like other country’s and I pray, we never will be.

South Africa is nice. The next racist person that says "back go". I be like fine South Africa is much smart then here.

In Bangladesh, wearing mask is mandatory. If anyone is seen without mask on the road than cops will beat the shit out of that man and also after 5 pm people are bound to close their shops then go home. 🙄🙄

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South Africa... 🔥🔥🔥🤘😄

Your a fool

Why are life saving medications being blocked to the general public while they are over the counter in other countries? Doctors are stating this not me, here's the proof. www.bitchute.com/video/PqqvcxdCGJo9/

Well people here in Indonesia are getting fined, or a 2 hours community service for not wearing a mask. Not that its effective enough, dumb people are everywhere.

Art of the deal baby

*Headline:* Comprehensive analysis of 50 states shows greater spread with mask mandates.

Just another way to milk this money cow they all getting for 6 more months! Even they grandkids will be rich by then!!

So you’re fucking telling me you want me to take a shot I know nothing about and even after that I still have to wear a mask and I can’t go anywhere

🦋📸

5:47 lmao Navy bootcamp type punishment

No Vaccines No Mark of beast

😂 😂 😂 Top Hostage negotiator. Not lying, in South African police negotiate... "Talk it as a family will wait out side" 🤣👌🏿

I actually laughed when I saw that Mike Pence was getting vaccinated, then I got sad.

The good news is, you have 804 trumpets following you!😂😂😂

5:52 Trevor Noah is saying forced exercise is so extreme... 😂😂😂 bruh you won't last a week in a Ghanaian JHS okurrr 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Africa do not want any of those vaccines here. We are perfectly doing fine

Damn I didn't know they had a Nazi state in Rwanda 👀

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it you take a moment to think about it you'll realize that renaming your show "social distancing" was a really f*cking dumb decision.

Trevor is such a snowflake coming from South Africa criticizing the President of USA, get a gripe clown

What is vaccine is 666 mark of the beast

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The vaccines are defected, they rushed it through just to make money. The vaccine does not cure covid, just suppress the symptoms 😠😠

I wish all those measures would be here in the United States, but people would say, " Noooooo ... What about my rights?" Idiots ...

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That's better in Rwanda! You have to follow the rules perfectly!..👌👌👌

The EU has about twice the population of the US. At some point it makes even sense that they have twice as much of the vaccine

That's a very brilliant thing rewanda is doing btw

99.75% survival rate in US

President Trump is a realist and canceling the vaccines is awesome. So enjoy your vaccines period. less in America the better I don't care what the European Union is doing I don't care what the UK is doing I do care what they're doing in Africa and trying to do in our country. check out what they're doing in Mexico even as we speak.

You just let it all hang out there Brutus.

You forgot to mention the first people that took the pfizer vaccine in the UK suffered severe allergic reactions. The UK stopped vaccination immediately. I stopped watching your videos a long time ago. Good luck sellout.

Hey Trevor, a big fan from India and see your daily Show daily 😀 I am sure u hear this complement daily 🤪 your last piece on India I enjoyed the most as was quite relatable.... Hop to meet u some day.. Cheers

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We(The US) are spoiled with freedom taken for granted. You got to really lose to understand and see it through the broken lense, you have to have to truly have gotten fucked over in your life to witness clarity. But how can we change others mind's, spoiled kinds with egos so high? I fear for my children's future as I lay awake at night.

In the state of Kerala in India, when cops caught young (teenagers) lockdown violators, they made them call their family - moms, aunts, uncles and other acquaintances - and made them give a speech about safety during corona. They had to call atleast 20 ppl in their phonebooks. The police filmed the reactions too..

this guy is incredible

Corona virus failure is malignant neglect. What would U.S. do if a facist head of state killed 300k people? This is gross negligence.

2:30 that is great

We don’t need them, and other countries have the option to buy them

It is for these people being Humiliated. They are grown adults. Q) Under what law and Standing, does the policy ( police) enforcement agency have, to overstand upon society?

Months ago at the grocery store, I heard someone coughing and hacking. I looked around and saw it was a woman behind the cheese counter. She was coughing loudly with her mask down around her chin! I reported her to a manager.

I keep coming back to this just for Trevor's South African hostage negotiator impression. "Hey! Hey, wai you kidnaping dat gai? Led him go! Wat would you matha say abaut you, huh? Look at you, wit dat fanny haicut. Look like you f**k a lawmower, eh? Then you lost, eh? Jast go hom!"

The advantage of South Africa is that they have the honesty book so jf anyone breaks a law they can be tracked.

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WTF IS IN THE VACCINE THAT I CAN’T GET FROM A HEALTHY NUTRITIOUS DIET?! Are we really this blind 🙄

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Damn it..

Funny how one of the recent videos of this show is criticizing the quick roll out of the vaccine in the first place! Hypocrisy much?

1:31 he had me on the first half not gonna lie

Bad and naughty Rwandans get sent to the COVID lecture hall

Why is the burqa clad women sent to the stadium ? Isnt she wearing mask all the time? Man African police is tough!!!

Good one tRump 🙄🤯

India's punishments looks alot like Malayian schools teachers punishing us back then 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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im 39 years old havent had any vaccine or flu shot or been to a doctor or dentist since i was a teenager. and im perfectly fine and healthy. i take care of myself, imagine that.

I’m here

Yep, We Africans are not playing with Covid -19! Mask up people !

I think it would be more important not to pass on the Ivermectin Early Treatment Protocol, because..."you will not get sick". svfrom.info/history/video/icqIdZmw09Sabpk

The survival rate is 99.7% WITHOUT the vaccine. It is untested and the makers have NO liability. Wisdom says DON'T get the shot. Noah is not exactly known for his wisdom.

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I remember seeing my mom watch a video of dude get his ass beat with a police baton in Kerala because he didn't have his mask on

4:27 That's called a Rwandan sit down.

What about now? Those videos are old when everything started South Korea and Australia and I believe other countries have been without masks

This is why America is great. This is not about a pandemic. This is all about control. We will resist. I have been asked "why don't you wear a mask" by clerks at stores, I respond with "why do you hate America?" They immediately shut up because they realize that they were enforcing communism and fascism all this time. Afterward, no one says a thing to me or my patriot friends.

In America the cops are right wing anti maskers.

Trevor is l the only funny late night host right now. All the lot others are either on break or just not funny anymore. Like, Colbert is just so bland now.

The cops literally shoot a guy in Albania for not wearing a mask google it am not kidding

😂😂😂😂

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Why do you think Pfizer offered it to America first hope you’re proud of yourself voting and supporting him!

Gymnasiums are open in our country at least in Mumbai

Trump might be doing Africa a favorer

trump turned it down because most of his fans don't need it. They are immune to everything including lies and stupidity. trump thinks they are worth sacrificing.

if cruise ship didnt sail i migh lose my job for real, curse this trumph name whatever

So in the summer when the vaccine wasn’t even in trial phase 3 you wanted him to say here you go get our money and even if you don’t make the vaccine you don’t have to give it back... Or was the vaccine allready made? Btw why arent you attacking Pfizer for even selling a life saving vaccin... like whole world needs it our survival depends on it? Oh wait your Jokes only work one way and with the trump one you really showed how biased you are. Sad...

Love Trevor's various African accents

They should do the same here all of it then hear people bitch about it

Mhhh, shame people are generalized as gun wearing wining republicans too weak to wear a mask for 10 minutes when out shoppping. Really wearing a mask all day at work, or worse, children wearing it all day at school brings issues and colateral damage that deserve being discussed and thought about. Also, it's nice you think it's great for everyone to get vaccinated but it would also be cool if you took the way this vaccine was fabricated at high spead without a "normal" test period etc into account, just a little bit of a refined scenario would be cool. I miss the pre corona Trevor, also when imitating trump, it just used to be funnier.

What makes the failure to acquire additional vaccines worse was that the terms with Pfizer were extremely generous. The United States didn't have to pay anything to Pfizer to reserve additional vaccine doses. The government would only pay for the manufacturing and distribution of doses. Additionally, Pfizer didn't take any money from Operation Warp Speed for vaccine development. The company was taking all of the financial risks involving the vaccine development

THE LAST AGE, THE END OF TIMES IN THE SCRIPTS OF THE MUSLIMS: The scriptures of the Muslims on the last age or end of times are more particular and detailed with information. The end times figures according to Islam, are very detailed and gives names of people and locations and events. It is gathered from Muslim ‗Hadiths‘ (Prophetic Source of information) from the prophet Muhammed (pbuh) and his family(A.S). According to the scripts of the Muslims the descendant of Abel, Abraham, Muhammad, Imam Ali, the descendant of Imam Hussein, the descendant of the Prophet (S.A.) and the last Savior of Mankind ―Mahdi‖ to the Sunnis , the 12th descendant of the Holy Prophet, the 12th Holy Imam of the Ahlal Bayit (Family of Prophet Muhammad) to the Shias. ―The Prince of the South‖ will rise with the sword at the end of times to protect humanity from the corrupt and the evil doers of the Earth. End of times Savior ―Mahdi‖ has been mentioned in the scripts of all Muslim sects. The Messiah ‗Imam Mahdi‘ will be joined by Jesus son of Mary who will descend from the heavens in the world in his second coming; Mahdi and his army will wage Epic Battles against the evil and corrupt of the world which is known in the bible as ‗Armageddon‘ the final battle between good and evil on earth. According to the scripts of the Muslims at the end of times, all governments of the world will be aligned with major powers of the current world order except for one government. At the time of the advent of the Messiah the world will be in turmoil, wars will rage and show its teeth. Corruption and chaos will permeate almost all affairs of humanity; the good among mankind will be defeated before the rise of the Messiah. At this troublesome juncture of humanity the Messiah will rise with the sword to punish the wicked who have taken the reigns of all human affairs. When the foretold events occur and God‘s command comes the Mahdi will come to the scene of the world like a shooting star. He will move through the people with a burning lamp. According to Prophetic narrations (hadiths) before the coming of the Messiah ‗an apocalyptic war‘ will erupt in West Asia; during these moments Imam Mahdi will rise with the sword from the Kaa‘ba and then soon after a ready massive army from the ‗nation of the east‘ (Iran) will join Imam Mahdi. Before the advent of the Mahdi there will be series of vicious storms, earthquakes and volcanoes over the years all over the world. With the advent of Imam Mahdi the equations of the world will change permanently. Immediately after his rise Imam Mahdi with his massive army shall march towards Palestine to face off the army of the corrupt and the evil. At this time Mahdi will be joined by Jesus son of Mary who will descend from the heavens to help Imam Mahdi. According to the scripts of the Muslims the first great war with the commandeering of the Mahdi will be in Palestine, the next Great War after the war of Palestine will occur in Turkey. Then the army of the Mahdi will move towards Europe. Mahdi and his army will move to the East and the West; punish the forces of evil and corruption in the earth and within a short span of time will raise the flags of justice and equity at the four corners of the world.

Rwanda does not joke😂

This is a serious question..that I am asking right now....how many people out here know "personally"... Anyone who has or had C0r0na...and has died as an result?.. again this is a serious question... responses to this question are welcomed... thank you in advance.

Your too funny 😂

Im not taking it.were all gonna be a zombies

I almost spit my water out when Trevor did the white girl impression. "Let's just saw I ignored some rules in India". 😂

The reason Trump fucked up the deal is because he wants to sabotage Bidens presidency

maybe if the container of the vaccine was gold he would have taken it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dude the grandma isn't safe to go out. At all. Phizers vaccine is not 100% it's two shots 21 days apart or so at which another week to two for the body to build immunity. You also forgot new york times and yourself gave trump shit for wanting to buy a ton of vaccines, saying he should not buy them all but allow others to get the vaccines also. Which he then walked back and listened to. I don't even like the man but your episodes are getting to the point almost nothing you say is actually true. India.... The police beat them too. If they don't exercise. As they do elsewhere but then beg the usa to enforce national mandate, which you also made fun of for being out of his authority? Damn man. Get the fuck out of your house and come back to reality. Of course I guess if your loyal fans eat it up you make your money. So whatever. Will suck when people decide to listen to you saying the vaccine immediately makes you safe to go out. Flirting with what can account as a felony. Just like Trump. Didn't realize you wanted to be the same as him so much.

1) That's completely imprecise. 2) Moderna and AstraZeneca...ever hear of them? 3) This is a sad video from a half-wit, liked by a group of deranged and programmed half-witted minions.

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In Trinidad the police give tickets costing $2000tt for not wearing a mask properly