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Ever wonder about the financial cost of police brutality? How about climate change? Don’t worry, Dulcé Sloan's running the numbers. #DailyShow #DulceSloan #CountOnIt
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Mermaid Glow
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.... Y'all know WHO just moved to Florida????? So, how we gonna deal with Florida now????
D Legionnaire
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Mr♤Sir 14 timmar sedan
Just ask the IRS
Julian potatoe
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Matthew Chavez
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Is this really not common knowledge? I thought the pale Diablo knew this whole time and were just that evil.
Chriztopher Cheah Chor beng
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Awesome method of communicating awareness
Yahya Fleming
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Repweatuons will not only fix black people it'll fix the census situation
Cynthia Dag sedan
More and more I think of American law enforcement officers as a pack of vicious toddlers who are very, very expensive.
NativesofUtopia 2 dagar sedan
Stacy Abrams won the Dems Georgia by doing just that. Fighting voter and census suppression. Damn, if that went countrywide, oooh, it will be legendary
David BM
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Tienne 2 dagar sedan
this is the not believing in "invisible" things problem
Joshua Lawson
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I don’t hear these “fiscal conservatives” complaining about this.
Vanessa Bruce
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Fact. Do the census.
Richard C
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This is awesome. Dulce` gets the answers. Trevor tells the jokes. Kosta and the dorky guy go out in the field and prove that idiots exist. I love the Daily Show. Trevor has made it the best ever!
Ami Bowman
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CONFUSE the census for another way people might be harmed by govt????? CONFUSE?? HA!!! FU pig!
Tom Crowell
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Natalie Hope
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Dulce could have her own show! She is hilarious and I always know a video is gonna be extra funny if she is in it 🥰
Markus McGee
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that's my city...Chitown...smh
Tana Darko
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Dulce is SO wonderful - just the perfect mix of kicking ass and sweet as fuck.
Stevenpa887 6 dagar sedan
So its ok to destroy buildings, burn down churches and police stations, and looting, and you have the nerve to talk shit about what happened at the capitol. Hypocrites
aseem gupta
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4:42 BGDPPR market index 🤯 5:07 Wow you people really love your money 🤣
Klister Klister
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rhetorical question: is the us ok?
Lin Ming
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Michael Blamphi
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More Dulce
Shay Boogie
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Ten Jeff Bezoses is the unit of measurement I use for how much I love Dulce Sloan ❤️❤️❤️😂
Helenosa 8 dagar sedan
At 4:49 I'm taking a break: I get were she's coming from. But how fucked up is it that Black people feel the need to get White people to listen and be compassionate about this blatant injustice by highlighting the costs for them???
Katana Queenn
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I love her
Jude 10 dagar sedan
Great vid!
Jude 10 dagar sedan
The communities that need to see this aren’t :’)
Bradley Smith
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it should be illegal to have race be a sorting option when it comes to political or money... only medical research
gen manion
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that's so discusting that you have to talk about money instead of humanity
AfroDance Rhythm
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The Djentleman
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america is a joke at best
Alison P
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“I’m then paying to get my ass whooped by the cops!” This woman is gold. ❤️
Tinocos 11 dagar sedan
Look I love everything you do. But let's be honest y'all killed out eloteros and that never made it into the news.... Y'all's lives are not the only ones under attack
the chocolate bunny
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I know u fucking see know dats right...
Israel Irizarry
Israel Irizarry 11 dagar sedan
Please Dulce! If I ever laugh again like I just did you just may kill me of a heart stack. I gotta pace myself
DSDtape 11 dagar sedan
This lady pretty cool :)
M a r i a A n g e l o v a
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So important!!! I hope everyone completed the 2020 census!!! Everyone counts!
Stacey McDaniel
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My first time being count by the Census was 2020 and im in my thirties
JD Gaff
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There has never been a more unflattering angle than watching this woman’s chins bounce in anger.
Ashutosh Mourya
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why don't make a central body to oversee these census proceedings and management
modernmarvel 13 dagar sedan
"I've been paying to get my a@# wooped by the cops..." has influenced me to skip the comments section.
Mark Verschell
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Dulce, I LOVE you! You are so funny and beautiful. Edit: beyond simple morality (what, blacks are people?) the underlying economic foundation of discriminatory policies is hugely flawed. Many of us white (mostly male) people think of the economy as a pie, if I give Dulce a bigger slice, then there is less for me. This is wrong AND selfish. Instead, if I insist that Dulce be allowed equal ability, opportunity, and protection to bake her own pies (and stop the police from harassing, arresting, and shooting her), then there are more pies for everyone (including me). But damn, now I am hungry! Dulce, what kind of pie you making, and can I have some?
Judy Ovans
Judy Ovans 13 dagar sedan
Where’s Trevor these are the times we need to hear him after yesterday’s capital hill disgrace?
Fertile Dirt
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Should've listened back in 1974. Proves this government has been the problem. Especially the orange turd.
Leucienfireweaver 13 dagar sedan
I hate that we live in a world where it's 'Black' 'White', or other racial term, people. We're all people. All (In this country) American. I hope that I can live to see a world where this racial divide is no longer the case. Love thy neighbor, regardless of who they are, and what their skin color is.
impermissa 14 dagar sedan
I think it's great how more and more black people are starting to get jobs.
N Cocch
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Police brutally left unchecked will taire the country apart for proof just look at Rome more pificly the Roman Empire they were weekend my slave revolts and then distroied by their enemy's
CorpusCallosum 14 dagar sedan
Dulce is simply the best, better than ALL the rest.
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Except calories
Yank Espinal
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Sandra Anderson
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Love you Dulce Sloan!!
Anthony Gutierrez
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America will simply not help you if no one is making money off of you.
Ojay Ojay
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Lmfao!!! Love the whole video!! Dulce!!!
purplefireweed 15 dagar sedan
"On the one hand, if Florida's extinct..."
NotMe, 15 dagar sedan
So stupid...
Luthien S
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I could see Dulce up at the podium with MLK calling out to the crowd for racial equality. We're still getting out of the infant phase of equalizing men and women. So sad it takes this long for us to just accept that we're all humans and we should be working together to find other planets to colonize vs. quarreling for pitiful short-lived property.
Kipp Carter
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gyozakeynesian 15 dagar sedan
"Defunding the police" is the dumbest idea since Democrats calling themselves socialists. It will cost money to reform the police, so it's a stupid idea for anyone who cares about reducing police killings. It turns people off, so it's a political burden on the Democratic party. This isn't rocket science.
Steven Windward
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The MSM made sure ignorant people were fed a whole bunch of crap. Yes Trump talks "unpresidential" that is true. I don't care what he says I care what he does. Lower taxes Trade agreements Bring troops home Making other countries pay for defense Stock market all time highs Enforcing laws like immigration Deal with North Korea First President on North Korea soil Not bombing Iran after they blew up drone. Lowest unemployment for all races Actions speak louder than words! Democrats should really listen to that statement.
R Quincy
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I'm so disappointed. I was expecting Cramer-style shouting about the police budgets (deficits). 😞
Sasha Orb
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Love this. Well done.
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Lady Celery
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comment for algorithm.
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comment for algorithm.
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Beverly Shelton
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I just fucking love this woman. Keep it up girlfriend tell it like it is!!!
Eleanor Barsic
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Thank YOU for doing this piece!!
molly cruz
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The World is not "worth saving". Life is worth saving, though. Life needs protection from large chunks of a mindless Universe that have our name on them. And if that wasn't bad enough, our Sun, the nearest star, has a sell -by date and will burn us all up if we don't leave. So Nature came up with us, homo sapiens; not to master swimming; Dolphins have that one covered, or flying as well as swallows, or running like a cheetah. but to master the Universe, to play marbles with asteroids, and to hunt up another planet for the Big Move. We may not be in control of this plan, but we are in charge. We weren't made for Earth life, we came here to leave. Like David, we'll find the right spot on the Giant and throw what power we can muster at it, and like Noah we'll pack up the beasts, or the "words" for living forms to travel, and like Jonah we'll get in something sleek and shiny and take off in a hostile environment. I'm not making this up. I just think these fables need more respect than they have gotten. We are all the "chosen people". And in His Father's House are Many Mansions. Lots of other solar systems. And we've been elected to find one. See?
Gabo0n VIP3R
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Could we see more ads? I f****ing SAW that one.
Priya T
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Oh Chicago! How can I save my city 😫
BadlndsBob 15 dagar sedan
This vid was great. I hope it reaches and impacts a lot of people.
Gina Martinez
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“We need to think of the the earth as a grandfather we like” that analogy won’t work. The people you are trying to reason with are the people who are willing to let lots of grandpas die during COVID, just to keep the economic machine running. Reframe.. climate change will put islands you love under water, then you won’t have a destination for your mega yacht.
tucker zenski
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A good way to eliminate police brutality is to bore the hell out of them. We need to engage with each other to eliminate any calls of any kind to them. Perhaps if we created a circuit of specific connections for specific circumstances, we won't ever have to call 911. We also have to talk our brothers and sisters down from brutality that allows cops to be aggressive. I don't know. I wish I did.
Eli Dadia
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damn straight nobodey sez it better then trevor
Lightning Thunder
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As a white person, the Census makes me wanna report that I and my family are all African-American in this HOA, since they don't wanna count people and REPRESENT them!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Why is our Government so hateful towards the people who fund it all and keep it running?! Who pay THEIR wages and healthcare!!
Joyce Hand
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Most people of color whose ancestors were in the Slave trade are multiracial. How is the Census counting us? Using the government's name African American? Not true. Are they really looking for the truth? I think not.
Joyce Hand
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Police need to get rid of the Neo-Nazis, White Supremacists, White Nationalists, KKK, Proud Boys, and other hate group members that are on the force and wear the uniform in all Law Enforcements. It is more than the police force. Drive-by shootings are not all black on black crimes or white on white or any other groups. We, my sisters and brothers, are in a War with these hate groups. They don't want more of us and less of them. How many are working in hospitals? How many are ambulance drivers? What about your minister? Yep! leading you to Hell. Are they following the teachings of Jesus? If not, leave. Run to a Church that is following Christ.
harikesh ram
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Money commonly known as pawer.
Valerie Curtis
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Instead of watching NCIS, Blue Bloods, etc., maybe people ought to read up on Police Brutality. Entertaining and life drama at the same time!
Susanne 15 dagar sedan
Census workers take an oath that we cannot discuss any information relating to the census from the time we take the oath until our death.
aLexen1983 15 dagar sedan
I remember this one time Dulcé made me laugh with that 911 sketch. That was a long time ago.
1sttobylopez 15 dagar sedan
WTF this is what you want to defund people, a banking system set aside specifically for assault
horse mango phillips III
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Christ you guys country is broken to hell
Susan Liu
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🎅 🔯 🍎 🔮 🐲
ソウエイ 15 dagar sedan
This is Lizzo role playing as Dulcé. 😂
Duke T.
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Mmmkay.... the Police Brutality Bonds story.... EMMY!! That joint was Funny. Wahhn't NO lies. Economically sound. Emmy Award.
Sarah S
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Spot on, eye opener! I do see the common thread here, Education is key, knowledge is power. Numbers are certainly a great way to expose the corruption, but I think instead of defunding the police, they should just opt for spending the budget on proper education, training, and hiring better candidates, changing the narrative to: “educate the police” or while we’re at it, do a better job educate everyone, seems that could solve a lot of the current problems the country faces...
mickiemouseHM 15 dagar sedan
File a lawsuit to convict the govt? The govt will put YOU in jain. Period.
online name
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everytime she says "white" pple, replace it with "black" or "asian" or "hispanic" then you'll realize how RACIST this is
Carolina Lockard
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How is that relevant?
Benjamin Gal-Or
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PART A: \\\\ OPEN LETTER to the 638 LAWMAKERS of the New Congress //// Beyond the runaway horizon of DOMESTIC UNITY, that,collectively, all wish to heal, an unwritten duty-destiny rises: -- to preserve our WESTERN CIVILIZATION under the United States Proven Cultural Leadership. Last challenged by a growing new reset at WW-I end, is perhaps best described by NYT #1 BESTSELLER "EINSTEIN'' by Walter Isaacson. At least a decade before Hitler, post his worldwide acclaimed confirmation of his Gravity Physics, [General Relativity], he left it all to alert the world about the danger of rapidly deteriorating Western Civilization in Germany. None took him seriously, at that time. Avoid politics, stay with your science, his supporters scorned him, one quoting PROVERBS 9:8 "Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee; rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee Perhaps a somewhat similar SERIOUS ISSUE IS AT THE DOOR, to be presented before you on Jan 6, entrusted in your voting hands by the great wisdom of the UNITED STATES UNIFYING CONSTITUTION. ***** PART B: \\\\ RETURNING TO 1,OOO YRS RETARDED CIVILIZATION SINCE HYPATIA? //// Nobel Prize was awarded to discoverers, in 1998, that EINSTEIN-HUBBLE PROOF of expansion of the universe, is NOT SLOWING DOWN BY GRAVITATION, AS ASSUMED BEFORE, BUT IS ACCELERATING. [Dozen free, books, YOU-tube, ''Cosmology, Physics and Philosophy," Amazon, 'in' and at least 10M citations by Google, "Astro-Termo 'BEGINNING' PROVES PRE-GENESIS CREATOR"]. Armies of theoretical physics have since claimed that NEWTON-EINSTEIN-SCIENCE-CULTURE IS WRONG AND IS REPLACED BY THEIR MYSTERIOUS, NO-SHOW, DARK ENERGY AND DARK MATTER. ENDORSED by many, the new science requires NO NEED FOR VERIFIED SCIENTIFIC FACTS. Protests by conservative scientists are conspiring theories. Political ramifications followed and the rest is known../
Chosen Royalty
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Funniest line " I am paying to get my ass whoop by the cops". 😆 🤣
Shawn Lucas
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Thank you for bringing the numbers!
Speedy J Mantshiyane
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Interesting. Wonder if its the same dynamics in South Africa.
Ivan Dejour
Ivan Dejour 16 dagar sedan
Really enjoyed this
Angelica 16 dagar sedan
Love watching Dulce's reactions. It's like holding your nose to swallow nasty medicine to heal.
Vinny Rex
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Dulce is an all timer
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America u are fd up glad I don’t live there
Peter didn't pick a pepper. But 2.
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Dougie Houser! ok after scrolling all 402 comments i cant believe no one mentioned Dougie Houser. how can you do my boi like that. man i wanted to be like him, wet dream ofboys and girls and moms a like. Neil Patric Harris ftw
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